Have you ever been in a change room and seen those old men walking around naked?

Yeah, I want to be like them.

Not because they’re trying to indecently expose themselves, but because they genuinely don’t give a fuck.

These old cunts have become so comfortable in their skin, they’ve given up any shame baring it all.

They lay everything on the table, shrivelled cock and all.

And although half their friends are dead, they still stand there, bronze skin, and gold capped teeth shining in the face of death, saying, come get me.

At this point in their life they’ve seen it all, and reached such a deep, spiritual awareness, they’re not even aware of it.

That’s life for ya, they tell each other as they sit there perched atop the surf club, looking out at the people swimming in the water.

If only they knew what they had, the lucky cunts, one of them says.